Disaster overslept
this morning! The service starts at 8 and it's already 7.30. 'Susan wake up' No
response (surprise surprise). My wife isn't a huge fan of my commitment to the
church and God, however she could at least crack a smile once in a while.
Arriving to church 3 minutes late was embarrassing everyone was waiting out in the cold. I tried to make a joke to lighten the mood. 'Apologies for not defrosting the church..haha' I got a stern glare from the Davis family, now I think about it they're not a friendly bunch at the best of times. Still I must remember Love thy neighbour.
Anyway, Susan arrives looking like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards. I know God doesn't judge on appearance however you wouldn't see Mrs. Belcher rocking up to church in a moth bitten cardigan and mud covered wellies, would you? What a embarrassment, the vicars wife late for service and a face on her like a dog sucking a wasp. Stay calm Geoffrey at least she came that's one step up from last Sunday..
Arriving to church 3 minutes late was embarrassing everyone was waiting out in the cold. I tried to make a joke to lighten the mood. 'Apologies for not defrosting the church..haha' I got a stern glare from the Davis family, now I think about it they're not a friendly bunch at the best of times. Still I must remember Love thy neighbour.
Anyway, Susan arrives looking like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards. I know God doesn't judge on appearance however you wouldn't see Mrs. Belcher rocking up to church in a moth bitten cardigan and mud covered wellies, would you? What a embarrassment, the vicars wife late for service and a face on her like a dog sucking a wasp. Stay calm Geoffrey at least she came that's one step up from last Sunday..
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